Oh romeo oh romeo thy name so terrible and even though I have just met you I think i'm in love with the gross terrible capulet boy named romeo and then juliet thought to herself “who gives there son a name such as romeo why not jack im mean come on”. But then out of the bushes came romeo being a creeper as usual. Juliet screamed who creeps on me i will call my dog to get you. But then romeo said with a girlish scream “no please don't do that”, Juliet said “why is your voice that high man in the bushes”. Romeo says “it's a gift”. Juliet says “no it's not but that's not the point why are you stalking me you creeper”. Romeo thinks to himself what lie should I make up so her won’t dog attack me. And then romeo had thought of a lie so good that