Scott Alexander is a sort of enigma, one whose personality contradicts itself. Scott is an introvert, is quiet and monosyllabic until the needed information is pried from him, and he always knows the right thing to say and when to say it. He is calm and collected, and is very affectionate toward his family and friends. His decisions are based upon his feelings, instincts, and sensory perception rather than logic or deep reasoning. These contradictions may be confusing, yet they are also fascinating. The person who is the result of these contradictions is even more fascinating. Though his responses may disagree, they do flow together so that they create a reasonable result. Every day, Scott has crew practice on the Saugatuck River. Naturally,