The Goat Sucker Of The Amazon Analysis

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The goat sucker of the Amazon

Narrator- Adela
Chupacabra- Theo
Dude with a crossbow - Quinn
M’lady with’ a’ bow’ n’ arrow’- Anna
Meaningless Background characters - Ben
Goat - Theo

Narrator: Once upon a time in the wilds of the Amazon forest--

Chupacabra: REEEEEE!

Meaning less background character : Gosh, oh my gosh, my golly, my golly! I need to say this quick! So this lady, sorry I meant m’lady, and this guy were going after the--AHHHHH! THE CHUPACABRA!!

(meaning less background character runs out… of blood...aka dies)

M’lady: Eh! We’re hot on the trail of the Chupacabra!

Dude: Ay! Indeed . . . so close I can sniff him . . .

M’lady: Be quiet! This is the Amazon. Who knows what other beasts lurk in its depths . . .

Dude: I am …show more content…

Dude: Crossbows!

M’lady: Whatever!

Dude: Gosh, gosh gosh, gosh!

M’lady: GOLLY, GOLLY, GOLLY, GOLLY

Dude: I KNOW RIGHT!

M’lady: Let’s sing a hunting the Chupacabra song!

M’lady and Dude: Hunting the ChupacabraaaAAA, hunting the chupacabraaaAAA! The wilds of the Amazonnnnnnn, and were spending Sunday WITH . . . THE . . . CHU--PA--CA--B--RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

M’lady: *whispers* It’s so good. *wipes a tear from eye*

Dude: *sings*CHUPACABRA!!!! CHUPACABRA!!!!

M’lady: Calm down the song’s over!

Dude: *rolls eyes*

M’lady: Shhh, I think I hear something!

Dude: Oh dear oh dear, o mi o my!

M’lady: Oh what a lot of fish go by-- …show more content…

Dude: *rolls eyes again again*

M’lady: *Sighs* You NEED to focus the chupacabra could be ANYWHERE

Chupacabra: *rasps* SCREEE!

Dude: *Gulps*

(Chupacabra walks on to stage)

Background dude: OMG ITS THE CHUPACABRA! HE IS HERE TO FEED ON OUR FLESH!*screams but not really because we’re in a classroom* I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERNET EITHER TO POST THIS ON YOUTUBE!! Wahhh!

Chupacabra: YES IT IS I THE CHUPACABRA! I have come to consume your goats. And now I shall kill that random guy.

Background dude: oh no i’m am about to die, at least my death won’t be in vain, *DEATH NOISE*

Dude: Hey you should post that!

M’lady: Hey, that’s peer pressuring! None of that here!

Dude: While M’lady is over there, fighting the Chupacabra, I shall tell you of the Amazon! A few pointers: 1. The Amazon you know those Greek ladies, they didn’t actually come from the Amazon rainforest, 2. There are lots of animals that might mistake you for their prey and eat you. LIKE THE CHUPACABRA!

Narrator: The Chupacabra advanced toward M’lady, growling in anger. Dude stood at her side, his mighty crossbow at the ready.

Chupacabra: You shall be

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