Tree Fiddy Short Story

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"Anything else you need from me?" I asked. "I’m going to need.. Tree fiddy." It was around this time that I realized that this State Trooper was actually five hundred feet tall and was a homeless man from the grocery store. "No! Dangit you homeless man! I aint givin' you no tree fiddy!" I yelled as he drove away into the distance. I never did figure out what happened to other people that night.