Utopian Satire

abandoning their posts and fleeing into the cities. Their big guns stood idle in the field and became a perch for birds to set down and rest. The approaching armies used their cloud of dust as a camouflage to advance beneath and came to tread on Holy Land soil. The well-known minimal lasting effect of similar events that had taken place throughout history had no effect against their optimism. They flowed across the mountains and covered the deserts to give Utopia a taste of what a plague of angry humans can do. Believing the decisive moment had arrived, Emmanuel and Lawrence came to stand at the temple. They raised their staffs into the air while Emmanuel called out to God. "Holy Lord, you are with us always and have brought this moment

This is the wish of your king and Savior. This is to be accomplished immediately. All your gold bullion is to be transported to Israel until your money becomes worthless paper. Then there will be nothing else for you to do except to allow Utopian ideals and Utopian ways of living. Woe be to the people who disobey me henceforth. Before, I had patience, but my patience has expired, and so too has the patience of God. Do not let this great testimony of God go to waste. You can see how much your Creator favors Utopia by the way He has destroyed our enemies. It was God who created, and it was God who destroyed. Praise the name of the Lord God for He has honored His promise made to Abraham, 'They who curse you, I shall curse; they who bless you, I shall bless.' What an opportunity you have. If you help the Jews and Utopia, which is God's kingdom, God shall bless you and restore you. Should you cause dissension and offer inconvenience to the Jews and Utopia, God will take what little you have and will look away from your

The rain that fell on their nation was not rain, but was the tears of six million Jews who died in the Holocaust. Their cries are still heard in the wind. Their tears are still wet on the ground. Amen, God has seen the sins of Germany, and that nation is found in default. God refuses to forget the atrocities and has ordained German punishment. Utopia will refuse to receive Germany's concession and refuses to accept Germany's flag. Only after God is satisfied will the German people be restored. Great travail will fall on people of German ancestry. I believe it would be appropriate for at least half the population of Germany be brought to death, and only appropriate if the remaining half wished they could die. I will send the Angel of Death to Germany, and their firstborn sons and firstborn daughters will die. They shall be stricken down as they struck down the sons and daughters of Abraham. The Jews will place the Star of David over their threshold so that the Angel of Death will pass over and leave them unharmed. Further, the Gentiles of German ancestries who are at least half German will set themselves aflame. The young will set the old to flames. The old will set the young to flames. I command the demon world to accomplish this task. I order all fallen spirits looking to gain a hope of redemption to possess Gentile people of German ancestry who are at least half German. You are to cause them to spill flammable