Australia Persuasive Speech

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The entire Western Work remain in mourning, no more than the people of the United Kingdom
Finally, the popular Prince Harry had met a young woman - a long-legged blonde to no-one’s surprise; with whom he could spent more one night with cheating upon - , and under pressure from his Father, had proposed marriage. Evelyn Dimarco had accepted, and the wedding had been set for the twenty-second day of March, the first day of a glorious England Autumn, and as befitted his status as the common man’s Prince, Harry had elected to forgo the normal pomp and ceremony associated with a Royal wedding, and instead, follow the tradition of one of his Country’s colonies, Australia, and instead thrown an informal barbeque in the grounds of Buckingham Palace. With the amount of people to cater for, and sausages and hamburger patties to cook, for an invitation list that exceeded one-thousand, the number of gas lines required to be installed had been massive, and all it had taken was one leak in the pipes to create an explosion large enough to wipe out every known member of the British Royal Family in one fell swoop, as well as a number of well-known celebrities, Elton John and Justin Beiber amongst them. Which was no big loss. …show more content…

Of course, during that period, talk had turned as to who would be the next , and imagine everyone’s shock horror when, after an extensive lineage search, it was discovered that would be Vladimir Ovnokoff, a British born citizen, and suspected Russian Mafia overlord, with a number of high-profile British Parliamentarians in his pocket, whose lineage dated back to an illicit affair between Princess Victoria Adelaide Mary Louisa, and the Tsar or Russia in the