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Humorous Wedding Speech: Back To Mom's House

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Hi Kim, thank you for inviting us to Alexandra’s first birthday! We all had a great time and the food was delicious. Kayla and Russell had a lot of fun playing with all their cousins and thank you for their gifts. They are very appreciated! As for mom, it seems another incident with the right-side neighbor (facing mom’s house) has recently happened again? I didn’t understand the whole story, however, it seems the police was called and the neighbor claimed mom was on sweeping their sidewalk? Also, mom claims two neighbors’ (right-side and back-side) fences are protruding into our property when they built the fences some years ago as well as the issue with our left-side neighbor who doesn’t want to maintain the shared (our) stripe of area
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