The anti-Trump protests are still going strong. These four Vegas gang members are upset about the Republican victory, and they mean business! All four "Apparel Bandits" members were so distraught about the election results that they launched an all-out fashion war. The first boy in the picture, who goes by the name of “Redbone," said that he would “fix their conservative ass” by not combing his hair anymore and exposing his knobby knees. He was seen pacing the streets of Vegas the night of the election vowing to put on a pair of “Daisy Dukes” if Trump took the office in January. The second boy,Silk,went silent and cried in his pajamas for more than three days. He said he was “just done" and was not going to bother wearing day clothes anymore. …show more content…
When the reporter asked him why he chose to wear a raincoat over his Dashiki, he mumbled “The ____’s hittin’ the fan" and simply walked away. His friends said he is worried for “his people” and is seriously considering going back to Africa. Franz quit his day job as a mannequin and has decided to stand in his back yard at nighttime and pose as a mannequin--for free. He said it’s his way of sticking it to the establishment. None of the boys had anything to eat since election night. BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: It appears that our sources were incorrect and none of these young men is a member of a gang, a disliker of Trump, or a resident of Vegas The third fellow is also not an African-American. Our