I was minding my own business walking down the street like any normal human, when i saw this advertisemnt poster for a waterproof toaster in a window. this was something unheard of! i was totally amazed and disregarded the look of the building that looked as if it were run by a gang of rats and mice. when i entered it smelled of cheap cologne and rotten milk, but i didnt falter in my steps as i walked towards the counter with an excited expression. The clerk looked a bit shady, with an oversized raincoat stained and yellow and black spotches, almost as black as my hair.He wore some tinted Aviator sunglasses and a brown-green fedora covering his forehead. when i decided to look around before i started asking for what i came for, i noticed jars filled to the brim with some green substance. right next to it was a bent fork held by a fishing line to the ceiling. i guess to show some sort of magic trick? …show more content…
"are you still in stock of the Waterproof Toaster?" i ask. you could see his eyes widen in amazement while he said, "One moment Please." He craked a smile and you could see his teeth were rotten with a few mission. He broke into a sprint to the back room. While i wait i hear the clanking of metal and glass breaking. when the clerk enterent the main room, i was shocked. the toaster looked like a suitcase with 2 metal prongs on top groing from left to right above what seems the be a gas