Stupid Steroids Satire

Stupid Steroids

“From a survey in 2014, 11 percent of teens in 9-12 grade said they used steroids,”

("Drugs and Athletes.") Some people think that steroids are awful and should be banned, while others think they strengthen your body. When athletes take steroids, they are faced with a chance of health problems, and athletes could lose their position as a role model and it just makes the game unfair. If other athletes see other athletes take steroids then they will take them so it won’t be unfair. Because of this a scientist brought steroids to the U.S.A. to counter the Soviets. “Ziegler learned from his Russian counterparts that the Soviet weightlifting team's success was in part attributable to its use of performance-enhancing drugs” (Meyer) Steroids make you stronger so you can do physical things better than others. Performance-enhancing drugs are chemicals that can improve, or are widely believed to improve, a person’s strength, endurance, or recovery from vigorous exercise. ("Drugs and Athletes.") Because steroids are so unfair they’re banned in almost every athletic organization. The NBA, NFL,

“Opponents of performance-enhancing drugs at the professional level argue that their use inspires many young people to try them” ("Drugs and Athletes.") Everything you’ve worked for will fall to pieces. There are many athletes who got medals and trophies and then got them taken away for steroid use. “The first major Olympic disqualification due to steroids occurred in 1988, when the Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson (1961-) was stripped of both his gold medal and his world record in the 100-meter sprint after testing positive for the banned steroid stanozolol,” (Meyer) Athletes don’t usually recover physically and professionally when using steroids. “Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who was stripped of seven of his Tour de France titles in 2012 and banned for life from the race for his repeated use of PEDs.” ("Drugs and