Hello, Welcome to Taco Palace. What can I do to make your day tacotastic? (Enter customer who orders taco) DIANNA Sure thing, I’ll have that right up for you. TACO Ahhh! Watch with the stuffing! Believe me when I say the people who come to this dump don’t eat a lot of lettuce! DIANNA I’m just making what he ordered. TACO Well, he’s american, he has no idea what he wants! DIANNA That’s not okay, would you let me do my job please? And you’re american too! TACO That’s offensive! Just because I was made here does not make me american! My shell was made in mexico, the box I was in was made in Taiwan! I do have a cousin from El Paso. DIANNA How do you have relatives? How does that even work? Nevermind, I take it back; I really don’t want to know. So, tell me why you’re talking to me? TACO A taco lives a sad and lonely …show more content…
DIANNA This is just temporary! I’m in a good place right now! TACO You mean, a good place to goggle at Mark everyday, because he’s your boss! He took you out once Dianna, he’s obviously not that interested in you. DIANNA That was the perfect date! And he said he would call me and we would do it again an- TACO That was two years ago! DIANNA Well he’s asked me out since then! First he was busy, then his psycho stalker ex came back and he had to take her to therapy and the therapist said that they had to spend all their time together so that she wouldn’t be obsessed with him anym- TACO ARE YOU KIDDIN- never mind, okay , continue, I think I want to hear this. DIANNA As I was saying, then he found out I had a boyfriend. TACO Wait, what?! DIANNA Yeah, that kind of backfired. The only reason I started dating him was to make Mark jealous, but he ended up backing off completely. TACO BECAUSE HE’S NOT INTO YOU! DIANNA He is too! He is just a gentleman who isn’t going to mess with another man’s girl! But anyway, that guy ended falling in love with me and it was just this big ordeal and bleh bleh bleh.