Arse Essays

Background Statement: In this particular case, Dr. Rose is going to her usual 6-month cleaning appointment with her dentist. She is a 65-year-old nurse. She gives the receptionist her insurance card and an intake form which contain lengthy allergy information, including her previously discovered allergy to chlorhexidine. This allergy was discovered during her appointment the past summer. Once Dr. Rose was with Chrissy, the 21-year-old dental hygienist, she was instructed to rinse her mouth with

There are many reasons that an advertisement can be memorable. Some advertisements make a mark for themselves by being romantically-themed, or comedic, or a little bit gross. However, Poo-Pourri, the "'Before-You-Go' Toilet Spray" managed to include all three of those elements into their genius ad campaign. As the tagline suggests, Poo-Pourri is a liquid that can be spritzed onto the surface of the toilet water inside the bowl before one uses the restroom, and the film the liquid creates keeps in

The Miller's Tale starts out by mentioning that the carpenter, John, was a rich man "who boarded paying guests" and had just married a young woman who "was eighteen years of age" (Chaucer 151). John was "jealous and kept her on a short leash" even though he knew she was young and full of life unlike himself. John's roommate, Nicholas, was a student who "knew all about secret love and pleasurable consolations", he also took a liking to Alison and began to flirt with her. Alison did not seem to be

claiming to be William Wallace shouting “William Wallace is 7 feet tall”. William gives the reply, “Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.” This statement shows pathos because it is appealing to the emotional aspect of the soldiers. It made the men realize how exaggerated people had made him sound. It also made them laugh. This is a way for Wallace to connect with his countrymen and

Near the beginning of the novel, when Balram begins telling his story to Wen Jiabao, he notes that “It is an ancient and venerated custom of people in my country to start a story by praying to a Higher Power…Making a grand total of 36,000,004 divine arses for me to choose from,” (6). Balram starts by describing the Indian custom of storytelling as “ancient and venerated” in order to make the reader initially believe that there is deep significance of storytelling in Indian culture and that Balram will

One of today's leading choices of entertainment is talk shows. Leading the rest is Jerry Springer. A man much more entertaining that never received ratings for his work was Geoffrey Chaucer. His stories of Midevil life in England bring far more surprise to an audience than any of Springer's guests. His story The Miller's Tale was extremely captivating and funny. In the prologue, there is a drunken miller and he is the one who tells the story. Other people try to tell the miller to stop, as he has

Romeo and Juliet should be taught to the freshman class in any high school, since it intrigues and holds the attention of the students of which it’s being taught to because it holds a different style than most writings. This is a great story to teach, since it shows many aspects of writing; it includes drama, emotions, irony, and surprise. It also contains a diverse set of character which give multiple perspectives throughout the story, which allows for people to connect to it. “Here’s what love

In the novella, The Ebony Tower by John Fowles, there are several characters that can be seen in more than one way. One of those characters being “the old man,” Henry Breasley, whom one reader may see as being portrayed as someone too “old-fashioned”(24) to understand the difference between being rude or honest. Where another reader may see that as no excuse, and feel that Breasley is simply an “old devil”(4). As we learn more about David Williams’s experience with Breasley, there are several places

alliteration that is used by the widow of bath to give a vivid image to the reader. Chaucer’s rhyming schemes also compliments the imagery making it clearer and more fluent. In “the millers tale” Absalom is furious for Alison tricking him into kissing her arse. “This hapless Absalom, he head that yell, and on his lip, for anger, he did bite; and to himself he said, ‘I will requite!’” (Chaucer 100). Chaucer sets the tone here very clearly by using words like yell, anger, and requite to establish that the

Frank McCourt was a young boy who was cursed with poverty. He lived a miserable childhood yet a great life. His father drank his wages, his mother did nothing but try to provide for the family, and three of his siblings died as infants. His life started in Brooklyn, New York, one of the best places to be in the 1900s, until the deep depression hit and families were forced into debt. From here Frank McCourt moves to his native country, Ireland. In the novel, McCourt's use of style, point of view,

When Katherina first encounters Petruchio, insults are flung between them: ‘Arses are made to bear, and so are you’ (2.1.198), however, by the end Katherina demonstrates obedience towards Petruchio: ‘And be it sun or mon or what you please’ (4.5.13). This juxtaposition presented, illustrates the change in language and transition

To drive Absalon away, Nicholas “stuck out his arse, a handsome piece of work, buttocks and all, as far as to the haunch” and literally ended up being “smote in the middle of the rump” (105). Id is a representation of the part of the brain that holds primary instincts and that seems to be the only thing

It was cold winter day. The wind was knocking over bins and trees were scaring people with their shadows. Now I don 't want to sound like an ice queen, but the cold never bothered me. For the past two years, I mainly stayed inside playing games and making youtube videos. This might sound boring, but for me, it was fun as hell and it allowed me to enjoy life like I always have. My name is Jack Heartly and I 'm a youtube gamer that managed to survive being an orphan by uploading videos. Ever since

exagerated things about Romeo. “If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark./ Now will he sit under a medlar tree/ And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit/ As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.— /O Romeo, that she were,/ O, that she were An open-arse, thou a pop’rin pear./ Romeo, good night. I’ll to my truckle bed;/ This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep.—/ Come, shall we go?”(2.2, 36-44) He is talking about Romeo running off to have sex with Rosaline. After this blurt Benvolio finally tells

and Rosaline. Mercutio says “If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. Now will he sit under a medlar tree And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit As maids call medlars when they laugh alone. O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were An open arse, and thou a poperin pear. Romeo, good night. I’ll to my truckle bed. This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep. Come, shall we go?” (2.1.40). In this scene, Romeo’s friends were joking about Romeo and Rosaline “spending the night together”. They also

Rose Pickles has hated her mother since 1943. Not a silent hate, but a roaring, angry, viscous hate. This hate was a living, breathing thing. A voice in her head whispering foul and violent words to her. Words she can have only learnt from the frequent outbursts of her drunken mother. She hated her mother when she came home staggering, slurring her words, smelling of grog and sweat and strange men. She hated her mother’s abuse and torments. She hates her mother because her mother hates her. But above

able to learn to speak. According to psycholinguists: Li, Aike, and Brechtje, language acquisition " is a subconscious process; language acquirers are usually not aware of the facts that they are learning a new language, but are aware only that they arse

In his agency he further compares himself to an “Elephant with a dart in its Arse” in a way he does not know whether he is coming or going “he is helpless”. Even if he goes to work it does not mean he do enjoy working. Though he might sound negative when he is out on duties he is strict and makes sure he enforces law he is very

“The Miller’s Tale” and “The Reeve’s Tale,” two of the many stories in Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales, portray many similarities on the views of love, marriage, and immorality. Both “The Miller’s Tale” and “The Reeve’s Tale” portray what love truly means to the Miller and the Reeve. Chaucer’s two tales also exemplify the unfaithfulness of the wives to their vows of marriage. Additionally, the stories share corresponding similarities in the many instances of dishonesty and immoral features

reaction to the dark days of the War. Teds ‘flaunted their clothes and attitude like a badge’ with their draped jackets and drainpipe trousers; crepe soled shoes and heavily greased quiffed DA hairstyle, so named, as it was alleged to resemble a ducks arse. Williamson argued that Teds were the original modern ‘Folk Devils’. During the fifties there were serious concerns and anxiety in relation to juvenile crime, an issue Osgerby reasoned was constructed by the media who targeted Teds as being symbolic