In the depths of Frigid, Alka, there lived a man named Humphrey Dumpty. He was oddly round and very obese but was always vivacious and full of tons of energy. It seemed as though he was like a slinky, jumping playfully, because he gamboled everywhere. Humphrey seemed very excited one day when there was a religious ceremony because he was chosen. Every week one of the local people in their tribe, called the “Eggs”, are chosen to go to “heaven” and are chosen by a mystical hand that drops from the sky and ascends them into what they think is heaven. The choosing of a specific egg is random but it was Humphrey’s fate to travel with the hand to the unknown. The hand of their god came down with great force and clamped Humphrey into the palm of his sandpapery hands. Once the god gripped Humphrey firmly, he yanked him into the sky. With this sacrifice made, Humphrey was taken to a warm “fire place” that made him so hot he felt like he was frying. The god picked up Humphrey and he was scared out of his mind. To Humphrey they looked like giants but in reality they were the size of human beings. Humphrey thought this was some sort of miracle and he thought he was being saved but in reality he was doomed. “Thank you so much for saving me!” Humphrey said to the god when he was picked up by him.
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Screaming in fear, his shell and slimey yolk erupted from his solid shell and went into the black table. As soon as he hit the black table he instantly expired and was jostled all over the black table. Humphrey’s ultimate demise was to be scorched, scrambled, and eaten. The god wickedly put Humphrey's broken shell back into Frigid, Alka. The “eggs” ended up living in eternal fear of god for the rest of their conceivable lives because they were never able to fix Humphrey’s