Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming tonight on such short notice. I understand that many of you have snuck out to hear what I have to say. I am sure you know the consequen-ces that could occur. You could be whipped profusely or set to go do the least placid job you could ever imagine. I believe all of you here have credulity for coming here, otherwise you would not have come. But that is enough on this matter, let's get to the reason why we are here tonight. I will commence the speech now. I used to work for a man who is named Mr. Covey. He was mean and ferocious. He wasn't rich, and found loopholes to help with his avaricious attitude. He was fair, yet unfair at the same time. He gave us enough to eat, but not enough time to eat. He