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Humorous Wedding Speech

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It’s so great to see so many smiling faces today. Let’s not forget why we are here- to celebrate the marriage of this amazing couple. I’m so happy I got the honor to be one of your bridesmaids. I mean, even though I wasn’t your maid of honor, I’m still happy to be here. Samantha, I’m honored to stand here and congratulate you on this beautiful day. And what an amazing couple, right? So gorgeous too. You two remind me of how I felt with Kaleb. Remember when we’d joke about who would get married first? Remember when we were little and we drew out our weddings? I was always the one who planned on getting married in this exact same spot actually. But things happen, you know? Then he ran off with that Red Lobster hostess and here I am, dateless
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