Draft: Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren, Kevin Spacey, John Cena, Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, and The Rock were trick-or-treating on a spooky halloweeny night, when a bad director calls them into a spooky haunted looking house. It was M. Night Shyamalan, the director of the infamous The Last Airbender (terrible movie that came out in 2010). Steven and John went into the house first, while the others waited for the brave men to tell them it was safe. Steven Seagal came out first followed by Cena, they told the others that everything was safe, only they were lying, it wasn’t safe and something spoky was about to go down. When all of the actors filed into the house the lights started to flicker and eventually went out. When the lights came back on, Dolph Lundgren lie on the ground, holding a fake knife in between his left arm and his chest! …show more content…
John had disappeared but in his absence the news anchor from Southpaw Regional Wrestling. (I had to fit wigs in somewhere). Kevin Spacey had enough of this. He had to film a remake of The Usual Suspects and was tired of this shenanigans. He grabbed Steven Seagal’s napkin and pointed at the fact that it was the only red napkin in the entire house. And the fact that Dolph Lundgren wasn’t really dead since he was laying there still breathing. He did credit how easily he was convinced of Dolph’s fake death though. As he was about to leave, both Dwayne Johnson and The Rock blocked the door. “You aren’t going anywhere, Keyzer Soze.” said Dwayne Johnson. “Yeah! We watched The Usual Suspects Soze, and we knew you weren’t actually Verbal, you just gave those cops a fake story so that they wouldn’t catch on to you being Keyzer Soze.” said The Rock, “Good luck trying to get out of this one!” “Look world champion belt!” called Spacey.